son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
For a Time Lord, he has a terrible sense of time.
Also, he’s facial expression in the last gif is totally sorry-notsorry.
YOU HAD ONE JOB DOCTOR
My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs
this movie is the scariest shit
the scariest part is that this is exactly how most parents are
have you seen this movie i can assure you this is definitely not the scariest part
it’s like a chunk of the night sky
‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
step 1: regret your face.
step 2: get face de-uglification paste
step 3: apply very liberally
step 4: choose most terrifying shade of red.
step 5: also apply very liberally… you probably need it.
step 6: get eye blackening torture device…
step 7: poke your fucking eye out until you’re beautiful.
step 8: have your boyfriend walk in during your beauty rituals…
step 9: spend the rest of your single life re-evaluating your life decisions…
SO MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS COMMERCIAL AND I JUST
I CAN’T BREATHE